In Barcelona, the barmaid had served us beers and we all sat around the table...."OOH, YOU'RE LIKE YORKSHIRE PUDDING" he says to her!!! Probably a 'had to be there' moment but it killed those present!!!
Another time in Lisbon, we'd been very hard at the pop and walking through a shopping area when 2 dogs started fighting...."CALM DOWN, WE'VE ALL HAD A DRINK" he chirps up much to our delight
Any more?!