Assam Alarm will create the Hull Tigers brand and then purchase Millwall.
He will join the two and create a 'super' club based midway called 'The Barnet Ligers'. The aim will be to be the biggest club in League One, maintain a steady fanbase of 7k and have a sports centre with a 25m swimming pool and a badminton court. Long-term aim will be that Ibis open a 2 star hotel and business centre within 3 miles of the stadium targeting cleaning company reps and cheap Romanian prostitutes as their core clientele.
You will be swatting Asian billionaire investors away like flies around stale hummous.
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