arse whipping your going to get ? Warnock must have got you lot brainwashed by now.
Anyway get out of the new fangled, spangled Trinity shopping centre and we'll be up for an old fashioned chasing your lasses all over town.
It's Mr Warnock to you if you please.
We'd best have a word with the West Stand catering and get the usual balti pies swapped for jellied eels. At least you'll get some change out of a fiver for your pint of piss at our ground.
Our club got rid of our balti pies 2 years ago.
Yes you heard right
Next thing you know they'l be sacking a club legend after he wins us the Champions League, and bringing in some fat useless bloke that we all hate.
The new mans Chelski eh? Balti pies replaced by a prawn salad with a light dressing in a plastic recyclable pot (special bins provided). Bet they have signs up down the karzees at your place advising you to check your jibbly bits for lumps n bumps too.
Least you know when your brass is coming from. We are still none the wiser and now have new frontmen for some mysterious backer in the middle east. That was at the last count anyhow.
Frying pan > fire scenario.
We're all just cannon fodder really, a captive audience and money makers dream if they get it right.
Still - at least it's given the team the kick up the arse it needed. We've been concentrating on the cups this season until a fortnight ago.