Apparently, they affectionately call us ‘lucky Chelsea’ in Italy, because whatever happens we somehow land on our feet!
Whilst I’d like to think it’s more than just luck, surely nobody expected us to be in this position at this stage of the season. I thought we’d be having the kind of start Spurs & Everton have had, personally.

I now look at this squad and I think even if the ban was lifted in January, I’m honestly struggling to see whether it’d be worth buying (though I would love to see Chilwell at left back)