Everton legend Tony Hibbert has revealed the `stunning` news that Wayne the Prodigal would be happy to return to play for Everton when the time is right. That time is when he is past it, the same time Gazza and Ginola decided they would do Everton the honour of stealing some easy wages from their pockets.Rooney is , of course, still a top Evertonian...his kid wears the shirts and he goes to matches when he can...all complimentary of course-the shirts and tickets, not his sentiments.
His Everton love-in has nothing to do with the fact that his family still live in the area so careful treading is needed for their sake, of course his screaming into the faces of the Goodison crowd after scoring was just high-jinks.So, prepare yourself for the Messiah, who will of course walk over broken glass and play for the fun of it,without taking a wage; just a multi-millionaire scally who is repaying the club who made him. Please be patient though, as the knees have to go first and his options must be down to just one.....his beloved Everton who he would do anything for.....when it will suit-him not the club, a time when he will revert to being a `Scouse bastard` to the prawn-loving Mancunians.