Yes really, it`s not me...has found out his wife is cheating on him. He found out two days ago and has said zilch as he is going to try and catch them at it. Has calmly(on the exterior)planned following her when she goes to meet `friends` for a Sunday afternoon drink..we all know that that is a code for getting the arse tore out of her by her beau.He has hit the bottle like, so he may explode before then. Women eh ?
I wouldn't be able to not say. I'd have wanted rip their head of the min they walked through the door. Hope he's ok.
His reckoning is...if they`ve already been erm, rubbing their bits together, then he`d rather find them in the act so that there`s no `it`s not what it looks like` scenario. He may want rid of her, though he hasn`t said this....he may be after a pay off and seperation ? I`ll ask him and he`ll say "It`ll all come out in the wash" ..an enigma.![[shh]](../images/smilies/shhh.gif)
You do realise we all knew this was a lie just from the title ?
I did entitle it in an ironical, pseudo-comic way which only intelligent people would grasp....oh wait ! Just joshing,nah it`s true I`m afraid,am ringing him later today but I`d be like a ticking time-bomb, it`s as if he`s half relishing it for some reason. He`s the type that if you ask him something he`ll come out with "We`ll have to wait and see won`t we ?" . I`m hoping Sunday evening doesn`t bring national news headlines of a machete murders incident.![[BE]](../images/smilies/eye.gif)