I'm intrigued by all this 'plazzy gangsta' stuff you whine on about, as it implies that you aren't just insanely jealous of me, but of Don Tony too. I'm just wondering what on earth about his lifestyle and activities makes you associate him with the criminal underworld?

OK I'm sure he'll be the first to admit that putting a horse head in Eddie Honda's bed was a mistake, but we've all grown up and moved on since then.