which I despise (Marmite that is)... I fúckin love Mourinho

On the ball boy not releasing the ball quick enough to Azpilicueta:

"It is not right to educate kids to do that," said Mourinho.
"I went to stop [Azpilicueta]. I was afraid he would lose control of his emotions and push the kid or do something like Eden [Hazard] did last year at Swansea."
"I told the boy to not do that. I told him if he does this, 'one day somebody will punch you'."

Mwahahahaha