Coming soon.
Will include free money on a per post basis*
*it won't.
If you really want to freshen this place up there might be one or two individuals you might want to consider getting rid of.
Seriously, this place has descended into the personal arguments of two individuals now, no wonder anyone else comes here anymore, which is a shame because it has all the potential to be a brilliant board.
By the way, I am including myself in that list of individuals you might want to ban, because if I didn't keep engaging the other biff, then he probably wouldn't keep doing it.
Oh dear, thats rich coming from the fella with multi-usernames who as been barred from most boards. You'd do anything for people to respond to you, you are that desperate for attention. Why don't you just fcuk off, you know, instead of asking to be barred. You fcuking idiot.
Here we go again, ![[:I]](../images/smilies/blush.gif)
It's not difficult, is it??? You have been thrown off most boards you have registered with. You thought you was in the clique on wsag and the big man looking down your nose on tpf saying they were all gobshytes and you couldn't be doing with the layout of that board, lo and behold, they are the only board to let you post on there, granted only for fools entertainment that you are. Seriously get a life and stop trying to be the leading authority on EVERYTHING. I've said it before but you ain't a big man with any influence whatsoever. It's you who fcuks these boards up. You stupid bastid.
There's just no reasoning with you is there?
Engage me in debate, genuine debate. If you can do that without changing personality and trying to be something you obviously aren't. And then offer up your true analysis of a given subject, then I will offer you the very same respect. You did use another username to slag people on the wasg board, then you hid behind your wife. Come on mate you even admitted it at one point. I can accept, no thats wrong, I can even laugh at multiple usernames if they are funny, we come on these boards for a laugh after all. Ok, I'll be genuine here. I reckon you'd be a sound bloke to have a bevvy with in the real world. But on here I feel compelled to out you and your many usernames. Seriously and I hope you take this in the manner it is meant, You honestly, in my opinion haven't got that about you. I understand I am a no-one but if you were just to be yourself and stop trying to impress all and sundry, you would be better thought of and accumulate a lot more friends. Having said all that I quite like you and all your attempts at different personalities, but at least give me some credit for recognising the ones you do create.
How can I give you credit for stuff you've got wrong?
We all (all 3 of us) know the score here, you accuse me of being someone on WSAG, Twitter or elsewhere....... I deny it and challenge you to provide proof......you rant on about how all the previous times you've accused me of the same thing is proof that I am some sort of serial messageboard Scarlet Pimpernel, despite having never proved any of the previous allegations either......I try to laugh it off again...... you throw more insults my way and eventually we fade to silence.
It's more predictable than the plot of a cheap American 1970s porno and I just reckon if this place has any lurkers left they are bored off their tits with it by now.
Go ahead and look at the last few threads you've started on here and tell me you aren't at all just the tinciest bit obsessed with me?
I can see we are getting no where here. Firstly I sussed you as Mungo, fair play you admitted that one, most others you and both know were you. The missus Spart episode you admitted only to deny it later on. From that end you dont come out of it too well. Look bigperm is a one off characther, you mate just cannot cut it. You do, as far as a fella on a message board can do, when youre in normal mode, seem to be a decent sort. Secondly you accredit yourself some kind of legendry status such as the pimpernel and no matter the subject matter you go off on one similar to the "cheap plot of an American '70's porno" Be yourself and no ones clown, look up to no cúnt but respect others. The way you are now you are even more false than the horses head that is John Bishop. Try not to belong to a "Gang" just be yourself.
You seem to be using my admittance of being Mungo as some sort of proof of me being everything you fantasise of me being ? Did Mungo ever insult or abuse other people on WSAG? Did I not admit to being Mungo as soon as it became clear some other poor bugger was being persecuted on there for supposedly being me? After several weeks and of having very convivial relationships on there as Mungo did it not descend into all the usual slanging matches as soon as I outed myself as Mungo, leading to the admin giving 'log in issues' to that account as well?
Seriously you seem to have been taken in by this whole legend of Spart thing way too much and you just can't seem to see beyond it anymore despite a good 99% of it existing only in the furtive imaginations of a few internet nerds.
There are loads of people on WSAG who know me personally and I doubt a single one of them believes I am the sort of person that would do half the stuff I am accused of on there. The accusers are almost exclusively people who have never met me and really don't know me (I say almost because there is one particular gobshyte on there who goes by the name of Alex who still slags me at every opportunity and has met me, because I once went out of my way to drive the snide qunt to a friendly up in Glasgow and then picked him up again the next morning and even bought him breakfast after he'd spent all his own money chasing Scottish tarts the night before, but people like that who treat such decency with snide abuse from the safety of a keyboard really aren't worth including in any normal statistics).... Which brings me conveniently to your good, but misguided self.....
....from time to time you say something that makes me think 'how does he know that?' and I think to myself is he someone that does know me In real life......but then you go and spoil it all by spouting a load of stuff supposedly about me that I know to be complete rubbish or years out of date and I realise like the lazy sports journalist you've just fired enough bullets to have hit one target completely at random.
If I'm truly honest your obsession with me intrigues me and appeals to the narcissistic part of my nature you say I have, but I really think this sort of obsession would be better confined to a board dedicated to me so that anyone else coming here wanting to talk about Everton, football, crisps or girls bums doesn't have to trawl through the whole sorry saga on an almost daily basis.
see there you go again. The legend of Spart, ahahahahahahahaha. You fcuking dickhead. You did admit to being mrs spart then you changed it and said it was your wife who had signed up. I really don't know which is the worse of the two. You can fcuk right off now you lying bastard. I offered an olive branch but you still remain a prick. Business as usual. Btw dickhead, stop playing the martyr, no one is forcing anyone to read anything.If you really was the peoples champion you surely wouldnt set up usernames to attack people, you shythouse. I suppose you are going to deny you slagged the posters of tpf and their board layout was shit???
Obviously your mind is made up about me so it's pointless trying to get you to change it, all I can say is you are wrong and frankly the only person you are making look silly wiry all these attempts to 'out' me is yourself I'm afraid. But seeing as you don't believe me on other stuff I don't expect you will believe me on this one either, so I guess I'll just have to leave you to find out for yourself what a crank you've been coming across as all these years.
As for the legend of Spart thing, come on now even you have to see it was a tongue in cheek remark. That's what my old username has become over there a 'legend' in the same way other mythology of the years becomes legend without having much basis in truth.
It's ridiculous what goes on over there with every new username treated to the 'fhuck off Spart' response. I know you've really bought into the legend thing but come on now even you can't possibly believe I am the same person over and over again with new usernames?
The ironic thing is you use the fact I have had another username and freely admitted to it as living proof this is something I do all the time, yet you and me both know you've posted on here under several different monikers and can't see the hypocricy of this? Mungo was a name I used to get back on a board the admin had I felt unfairly banned me from. During the whole time as Mungo I was very polite and had no arguments, nor was any abuse given orreceived.
It was only after outing myself as Mungo that the trouble flared up again including with people who had been hours earlier happy to talk to me in a civilised manner because they thought I was someone else, within 24 hours I was banned again. That's the whole truth of the matter but I know you will still choose to not accept it because like most truths its a lot more boring than the myth and you just don't want it to be true deep down so I am never going to change your mind no matter what I say.
But for the sake of this board and your own sanity at least give it a rest with the constant new threads linking to what I am posting on TPF or your thoughts on who else on WSAG I may be because you are coming across as a tiny bit obsessed.....and I am REALLY a nobody not worthy of the attention (you at least got that bit right)
Finally before I go, I would really like to ask you where all the wannabe gangster stuff you post about me comes from, because for the life of me I just can't see it? If it's because of my relationship and friendship with Tony then I think it's even more ludicrous than I'd imagined because he is the furthest thing from a 'gangster' possible and I have never aligned myself to anything he has done that might make you think this.
For the record I am a law abiding citizen who shyts himself if he gets so much as a parking ticket and have never been in trouble with the law. I am lucky enough to own two homes now, due to a legacy left to me when my mother died, and I run a successful, legimate business.....I even pay all my taxes up to date despite the fact my accountant tells me I could pay less if I wanted. This is not me showing off how well life has treated me but an attempt to say how far away from wanting to live a gangster lifestyle I really am, I just can't fathom what made you pick that one up?
You are truly one fcuked up cookie. Firstly, the truth as you call it, is one long pack of lies. I outed you as mungo, you on the other hand denied it till you were blue in the face. The so called proof you required was given to you after you "Gave" me 24 hours to put up or shut up, the proof is on this board, you trawl back you fat lazy bastard. Secondly, I have never said you were a gangster, I said you lick fat arses wannabe gangster ringpiece. But no you write it like you want. Oh and you went out of your way to drive someone to scotland, really, I mean really. Still you shown your colours telling everyone and naming him, from behind a keyboard, have you ever pulled him??? Shythouse As for your lifestyle,it means fcuk all to me, you were on your arse until a couple of years back. I on the other hand have always made great dough and then a while back had the very good fortune to win a very considerable amount of dough on the lotto, so forgive me for being not one bit interested in your mearge lifestyle.
Lucky you on the lotto win how much?
I had a bit of joy on the lottery last year as well
£34 for 4 numbers load of shite
Just under 2.5 mate
Do you still live here or abroad?
I would be off like a shot out of this country
Mostly I'm here at home but have bought property abroad, Spain
Bloody hell and you call me a fantasist?......you are Premier League fella.
Prove it, you've got 24 hours to put up or shut up, ahahahahahahahaahahah You fcuking prick. Why would I say that, no one on here knows me so what credit would I possibly get by announcing that fact. You were letting your drive out 18 months ago to make ends meet. Now answer the question, when you thought you had mr big in your pocket, arf, you fcuking hammered tpf and board layout, now you're on there making a prick out of yourself. As I say a deluded fcuked up liar you are.
What date did you win it and what where the numbers? I reckon 24 hours should be long enough for you to research it ;)
Are you for real??? You have given me a no win situation. Don't let the green eyed monster get the better of you, I will absolutely guarantee that I won 2.5 on the lotto. You believe it or not. I'll just enjoy my comfortable life. You thick fhuck. I'm still waiting for proof I never, ahahahahahahah!!!
I think you've just given me it Walter ![[wink]](../images/smilies/wink.gif)
In fact give it a few weeks and I reckon you'll be claiming it was me who was cracking on to be lottery winner you mad fhucker.
I've just given you what??? It matters not one iota to what you believe. I know what I know, I also know you are one evil eyed fhucker, who not only wants other peoples lives you also want other peoples personalities. And yes I will say it was you in a few weeks, again read it back to yourself. Do you now see how much of a bellend you are??? No, ask your mates, you know the ones who thought they owned wsag and you thought you could speak to people like they were nothing because of the wannabe gangster, oh btw you managed to make that about you. You are a fhucked up human being. Fhucked any more psycho doctors off lately, or did I make that up too???
Sounds like you have done yes, because the only doctors I've ever dear with are gastro and cardiac ones, my mind is as sound as yours fella......actually I'll take that back, my mind is as sound as any ornery NORMAL person ;)
Sounds like you have done, yes. I don't wonder how you have came to that conclusion, I darent for fear of understanding a fhucking idiot that you are. I know presence of forethought eludes you, so I will keep this as simple and truthful and realistic for you to absorb. Yes I did win nigh on 2.5 on the Lotto, get over that fact or PROVE otherwise. That is what NORMAL people would call an impossibility. Oh you trip yourself up once again, as you DID post you were under psychiatrists most of your life and across the country. I believe everything I have just wrote is the truth and 50% of what I have just wrote was penned by you. May I just add, while I'm here, you did open an account on wsag to slaughter people. You then admitted it, well for a while. That is until you came up with the plan it was your wife who actually opened an account to slag other posters. I still, for the life of me, cannot understand how you could do that or, as your second tale, how you could live with a woman who was quite clearly unbalanced as to do that. Before I sign off, you really believe people who know you think you're not that person??? Well think again my fat scruffy speke friend, they KNOW it is you.
Oh I say, your'e employing irony right there. Self awareness isnt your strong suit either. Look a big portion of wsag call you a clown, just look at when someone acts like a tit on there, the stock reply is,,,,,, fhuck off Spart, contary to you believeing that to be legend, it is not. Tpf, jesus where to begin??? Lets just say you've been called an idiot more times than everyone else on there combined!!! C -a -n y- o -u s -e -e a p- a- t -t -e -r -n, forming??? Did YOU not post that you have been under psychiatrists since you were a youngster??? You can deny it as much as you like, people know what you have posted, it isnt James Bond, it just doesn't disappear, yer know,
You must have me amalgamated in your head with other person you are obsessed with fella because I've never been to a trick cyclist in my life.
But enough of this trivia, let's get onto the important stuff..... does your yacht have Wi-Fi or do you have to pay expensive data roaming charges on your phone instead ?
But you have, not only did you see ten shrinks, you poo pooped every last one of them. You have posted it, true to form you now deny it. You fhucking mental case. No I don't own a yacht and never once have I said I do. Think up something else while you're at it. Oh and this successful company you own, didn't the two bosses fhuck you off or demote you, something to do with stress of one kind or another, fhuck theres a shock.
Erm one thing you need to understand about owning a business, is you don't have a boss and it's impossible to be demoted.... unless of course it goes out of business or you sell it..... But you knew that already right?
But of course I knew that. The question is do you??? Now before I educate you, remember I've this snippet of information on very good authority....................... You had two other "partners" in this successful business, right. Now these two other parteners had had enough of you and your mental breakdowns, 3-4 years back, right. Now the business was flagging a little, right. there wasnt room for 3 partners, one of which was suffering, another, terrible mental breakdown, right. The 2 other partners offered the poor soul with the mental shortcomings 3 grand to, err, get to fhuck, right. The poor demented soul suffering from long term mental instability had nowhere else to go, right. So the sane partners offered the long suffering loon a lesser role, right. Now before you give your "NEW" long winded version, remember it wont just me you'll level a liar. Now think long and hard how I have recieved this information and would you like to upset my source??? Now that is one remarkable dilema for Spart/mrs spart/ MUFC20.
I really don't know where to start with that.....except to say I wouldn't trust your very good authority with any more information if I were you because he/she has got it all totally wrong.
Which bits were wrong? Well all of it really, even the number of business partners is wrong. Do you even have a clue what the business does or where it is based ?
I am starting to feel like this situation you've got with me, isn't with me at all, but a completely different person that you've got mixed up with me, you are getting so much wrong. I'll have to admit to being a bit disappointed if all this turns out to not be about me, because I thought we had something special going on.
Now before asking me to disprove these or any further allegations, how about coming up with some proof they are true in the first place? Go on, I'd love to see you try, because its not possible to prove stuff that isn't true (unless you are a member of the West Midlands Constabulary).
EDIT: Oh I've just read the bit about upsetting your source. Yeah go ahead, upset him/her all you like, tell them I called them a *unt on the internet too, it will have absolutely no effect on me, because they clearly don't know me.
It's definitely you, Martin. Oh it is you, the whole sorry saga is you. Do you also suffer from alzheimer's or some other form of memory loss??? That post I've just made was confirmed to me not one hour ago. YOU do not run the business, you may have played a part in it's formative year but you DO NOT run any part of it.
Looks like I'll have to get my business cards changed then, you seem to know more about me than me ?
Is your contact called 'Mystic Meg' ?
You run a business??? How the fhuck do you do that, when youre on message boards day and night??? How did you run a business whilst living in an ex council house in speke, while letting your drive out to anyone, oops forgot people used to give you free holidays as well as paying 20 quid a week. You run nothing mate. You are the office dogs body for the two people who saw sense and down graded you. You are not that good at IT really are you. You are a fantasist who is a piss poor cock sucker to wannbe's. Psst wanna know my source of information,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, YOU, you daft qunt posted it on wsag years back during one of your many breakdowns. And you wanna know how I know that, it was shown to me and confirmed yesterday by someone who you look up to and who eggs you on to be a prick on here. Now I know you'll say you never posted the story about your business partners, no stop laughing at the back, offering you money to fhuck off for a paltry sum, well not for a fhucking idiot like you it wasnt. How do you hope to be a "someone" when you tell so much of your life???
I notice your 'source' still hasn't been able to tell you where the business is or what it does yet? Oh and you've had nearly a week to find a date when the lottery jackpot was £2.5m too but still not done the research to back up your claims with facts.
Come on fella, if you want people in the real world to believe your 'source' isn't just voices in your head you need to just answer these simple questions.
PS: I'll give you a clue to one of them. Despite me working in IT, the business ISN'T in IT, there that's narrowed it down for yer.
PPS: You got one thing right though, I am shyt at IT, been muddling my way through for 25 years now, and still no-one has found me out ![[shh]](../images/smilies/shhh.gif)
Wibble!!!
Still no answers then? I'll take that as proof you are full of shit then..... as if it was ever in doubt
You want me to prove to you??? Seriously, who do you think you are??? Why would I have to prove myself to you, you are nothing to me. You're like a spoilt child knowing someone has something you want but you cant have it. Are you as stupid as you sound. If it makes you feell any better I never won big money on the lotto*
*I did win 2.5 like
You don't have to prove anything to me dear chap. But surely if you want to rid yourself your reputation of serial accuser and all round crank so that people can actually believe the stuff you post, you would want to come up with some proof to previous allegations now and again, rather than just spew more made up stuff to attempt to back up the previous made up stuff? Why else would anyone like you want to post such constant verbal diarrhea if you don't expect anyone to believe you?
Of course if you are happy to live in the fantasy world and want everyone to not take anything you say seriously ever again why set your sights with such a lowly target as ruining my reputation? Why not just talk about the time we both went into space and had a gang bang with Girls Aloud whilst attempting re-entry? Then at least your crankiness would be accepted as amusing. To be honest I thought you might at least be heading that way when you came up with that ridiculous lottery claim before, but sadly you've backed away from that one now before you gave it a chance to gain wings.
I guess we will just have to put up with you throwing unsubstantiated bullshit in my direction for the foreseeable, which now it has been proven to be precisely that, just isn't going to be anything more than a little bit sad in the future.
A serial accuser, ahahahahahahah. Good god youre twisted beyond belief. I dont have to prove anything, nor do i care what people think. Get over the fact I won money and enjoy your sad made up world. Whether or not you believe what I post is neither here or there, but you are obsessing over my win and saying it's fantasy, based on what??? I'll tell you what youre basing it on, the fact you dont want it to be true, nothing more than that. Whe have I backed away from saying I won money??? Because I wont give you the numbers and date???? Do you not see what a dickhead you are?. Can you now see what a fhucking idiot you are??? Everyone else can. You accuse me of making stuff up about you using different usernames, you think it's only me onto you??? Everyone is on to you. You switch from being a decent sort to a total crank to a threatening know all fhuck wit. And tyou still expext people to take you seriously??? Wise up you will never be like your 2 heroes, you will be forever a fhucking lunatic.
You won't give me the date and numbers or CAN'T? Personally if I'd won a tonne of money I'd have the numbers etched into my brain. OK if you can't remember the numbers then you'd surely remember the date your life changed forever?
I only won £250 on a golden goal ticket at Goodison once and I've never forgotten the date, time and scorer even what I spent the money on and where I was sitting in the ground at the time too.
What would me giving you the date and numbers prove??? I think you'd remember every haircut you've ever had, your life is that mundane. You really are a stupid man!!!
It would prove you at least did some research before lying
It's hurting ya, I can tell. Let it go, let it go man!!!
Yeah I'm well jel* that you are pretending to be a lottery winner yet spend so much of your time on here accusing everyone else of living in a fantasy world.
* - amused.
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