...and blues wanking themselves silly because 'once a traitor, always a traitor' deems to give us half an hour of his precious time for a friendly ? Absolute bellends.

I go to most testimonial games, Dave Watson, Neville Southall, Kevin Ratcliffe, Graeme Sharp, Alex Young true Everton legends all got barely 20,000 watching them. Leon Osman, Tony Hibbert, David Unsworth lads who all may not have been the best but worked their arses off whilst taking dogs abuse from the stands, got crowds in the mid teens for theirs because by and large blues think 'friendlies are shit and not worth the bother'.....

....then the Stirlingshire Strangler who for most of his Everton career sat on the sidelines suffering some other dodgy injury or suspended for some act of brutal stupidity, and when he actually dragged his arse onto the pitch spent most of his time lazily hung around the space ten yards outside the opponents box, half-heartedly flicking headers back to the opposition goalie gets THIRTY FOUR FCUKIN THOUSAND !!! And to add insult to injury, Rooney gets a standing ovation after everything he has done to this club ? Hang your fcukin heads in shame blues.

I've been feeling like I don't belong as an Evertonian for quite some time now, but stuff like this makes me believe even more that myself and the majority of the rest of our support are on entirely different wavelengths. If we put up with the shit we've put up with for so long and then celebrate mediocrity like this then we truly deserve the club we've got today. Nil Satis, Nisi Optimum, my big fat hairy arse, most of you have long since forgotten what it means.