over on the jarg board. There is a fight going on between a far-left Jew-hating Nazi and a far-right dark skin-hating Nazi. Scenes arf . All over a potential job loss to a guy who usually gets sacked or jibs his job to be "cool".

"you're home early daddy, don't tell me, let me guess, ermmmmmmm you got fired again due to going to the pub instead of working?"

NOPE

"ermmm, you jibbed your job again trying to be cool because you didn't like Dave's 'fun jumper' from accounts?

NOPE

"oh tell me daddy, tell me"

I GOT MADE REDUNDANT DUE TO 12 MILLION RACISTS.

"oh dear, well don't worry daddy, just think of all that redundancy money you will get for being in the job for 5 months! that's a record isn't it daddy?"

IT SURE IS MY LIKKLE PWINCESS

"you're such a good role model daddy"

I KNOW, I'M ACE.