Serious question - do you choose to believe everyone on the internet is really me because you have some hard and fast evidence that proves the case, or simply because you want it to be right so you've convinced yourself it is ?

If its the former, I'd love to listen to your 'evidence' some day because I'd imagine it would be a Kopite Conspiracy theory that would make the 'FA have been told my Sir Alex to stop Luis Suarez' look small by comparison.

I'm not going to attempt to debunk your theories by the way, if you believe what isn't true then who am I to try and take away your fantasy ? But it would be great to hear what levels of paranoia about me have driven you to mistake fiction for facts about me ?