Ah yes I remember that ultimatum.....and I seem to remember you chose to shut up rather than prove it......in fact you shut up for a good few months before crawling back out from under your stone to spout the same shyte all over again. I'd love to think that you spent the time in between doing something useful and rewarding like having a girlfriend, or at least a massive wank, but I now fear all you did in all that time was search the rest of the internet for signs of me that weren't there......go on, tell us, how long di you spend on Mumsnet accusing people of being me, before you were run out of town there too ?