I can see we are getting no where here. Firstly I sussed you as Mungo, fair play you admitted that one, most others you and both know were you. The missus Spart episode you admitted only to deny it later on. From that end you dont come out of it too well. Look bigperm is a one off characther, you mate just cannot cut it. You do, as far as a fella on a message board can do, when youre in normal mode, seem to be a decent sort. Secondly you accredit yourself some kind of legendry status such as the pimpernel and no matter the subject matter you go off on one similar to the "cheap plot of an American '70's porno" Be yourself and no ones clown, look up to no cúnt but respect others. The way you are now you are even more false than the horses head that is John Bishop. Try not to belong to a "Gang" just be yourself.