You seem to be using my admittance of being Mungo as some sort of proof of me being everything you fantasise of me being ? Did Mungo ever insult or abuse other people on WSAG? Did I not admit to being Mungo as soon as it became clear some other poor bugger was being persecuted on there for supposedly being me? After several weeks and of having very convivial relationships on there as Mungo did it not descend into all the usual slanging matches as soon as I outed myself as Mungo, leading to the admin giving 'log in issues' to that account as well?

Seriously you seem to have been taken in by this whole legend of Spart thing way too much and you just can't seem to see beyond it anymore despite a good 99% of it existing only in the furtive imaginations of a few internet nerds.

There are loads of people on WSAG who know me personally and I doubt a single one of them believes I am the sort of person that would do half the stuff I am accused of on there. The accusers are almost exclusively people who have never met me and really don't know me (I say almost because there is one particular gobshyte on there who goes by the name of Alex who still slags me at every opportunity and has met me, because I once went out of my way to drive the snide qunt to a friendly up in Glasgow and then picked him up again the next morning and even bought him breakfast after he'd spent all his own money chasing Scottish tarts the night before, but people like that who treat such decency with snide abuse from the safety of a keyboard really aren't worth including in any normal statistics).... Which brings me conveniently to your good, but misguided self.....

....from time to time you say something that makes me think 'how does he know that?' and I think to myself is he someone that does know me In real life......but then you go and spoil it all by spouting a load of stuff supposedly about me that I know to be complete rubbish or years out of date and I realise like the lazy sports journalist you've just fired enough bullets to have hit one target completely at random.

If I'm truly honest your obsession with me intrigues me and appeals to the narcissistic part of my nature you say I have, but I really think this sort of obsession would be better confined to a board dedicated to me so that anyone else coming here wanting to talk about Everton, football, crisps or girls bums doesn't have to trawl through the whole sorry saga on an almost daily basis.